18 5 / 2013
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via sarcasm-and-wittiness)
18 5 / 2013
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
(Source: niallar, via s0cc4rslut)
18 5 / 2013
- 1: I should go shower now
- (five minutes later)
- (another five minutes later)
- (yet another five minutes later)
- (more five minute intervals)
- 2: (goes into the bathroom)
- 1: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
18 5 / 2013
18 5 / 2013
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
(via sarcasm-and-wittiness)
18 5 / 2013
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
(via sarcasm-and-wittiness)
18 5 / 2013
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
(via sarcasm-and-wittiness)
16 5 / 2013
I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will wear makeup if I want.
I will dye my hair is I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will shave what I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.
Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl.
amen
it’s about time.
(via s0cc4rslut)
16 5 / 2013
16 5 / 2013
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
(via sarcasm-and-wittiness)
16 5 / 2013
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“What are you doing this summer?”
“What are you doing with your life?”
(via sarcasm-and-wittiness)
